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Honorable Wise Horny Old Confucious say...
- ...woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam.
- ...man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts.
- ...man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off.
- ...boy who lay girl on hill, not on level.
- ...man who lose key to girlfriend apartment, get no new-key!
- ...he who finger girl during period, get caught red-handed.
- ...he who smoke pot, choke on handle.
- ...woman who wear g-string, high on crack!
- ...he who stand on toilet, high on pot!
- ...boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on-hand!
- ...girl who bathe in vinegar, walk around with sour-puss!
- ...man with hand in bush, not nessarily trimming shrubs!
- ...man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money!
- ...he who masturbate, screw only himself!
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- ...dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs!
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- 7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
- 8. Virginity like balloon-one prick, all gone.
- 9. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
- 10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
- 11. Baseball all wrong-man with four balls can't walk.
- 12. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
- 13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
- 14. Man with penis in peanut butter is f***ing nuts.
- 15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
- 16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
- 17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
- 18. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.
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Celebrity Quotes About Who Really Cares
Ah, yes divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. - Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" - Dave Barry
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. - Jay Leno
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? - Jay Leno
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." - Elayne Boosler
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So, what's the problem? - Jay Leno
When the sun comes up, I have morals again. - Elayne Boosler
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." - Jerry Seinfeld
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. - Lewis Grizzard
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job.
But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. - Jeff Foxworthy
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